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CLINTON'S TOP TEN PROPOSED CHANGES IN TELEVISION
10. Special chip to make Newt look like he's got food in his
teeth
9. Scratch 'n sniff TV screens
8. Show about lame duck president who moves in with those
"Models, Inc." chicks
7. "Lookie here, how's about tryin' some shows in color?"
6. Let Janet Reno go on "American Gladiators" & kick the living
crap out of Nitro
5. When you hit "eject" on your VCR, fried dough comes out
4. More meat and nudity
3. Just once, have a "Jeopardy" contestant say, "What is Bubba?"
2. Every few minutes, flash subliminal picture of Bob Dole
getting into Hugh Grant's car
1. Three words: the Hee-Haw Channel
Letterman, Tuesday, July 11, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995